Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Get it here first!

It's official. No, not the Pitt-Jolie Demi-God child. The Junkie confirmed that days ago, it's official that the Junkie really is the bestest place to get your hot gossip, ON THE PLANET. The Junkie's personal physician Dr Pseudonym has confirmed that self-aggrandising is good for the soul. So just for the record the junkie is even more smokin' hot than Angie's fetus, official.

2 comments:

Marcia said...

my husband said that tooting my own horn was my favorite activity. He might have been right.

theretailjunkie said...

I hear Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could toot his own horn.