Thursday, January 12, 2006

Bad plastic surgery or Kate Moss bitch slap - you decide

I like to think that Jess got this black eye, she was sporting yesterday, after watching Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan perform their lap dance. I imagine Jess leering at Linz and attempting to put a ten dollar bill in her g-string, shortly followed by Kate swinging round the poll and kicking her in the face for touching her little bitch.

In reality there seems to be no reason for the shiner, maybe bad botox?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe she has taken up jogging to work off some of the booze...

The RetailJunkie said...

I see where you're going with this, a little massively inflated breast in the eye whilst jogging causing inconvenient black eye manouver. That happens to me all the time, really it does.

Anonymous said...

i am actually blind, typing to you on a braille keyboard. on the upside i have double fs.

The RetailJunkie said...

Jordan is that you?