Thursday, January 05, 2006
Celebrity cover up
My mate Kate Beckinsale has suggested that she requires a burkha to avoid being recognised by the general public:
"I could cause all kinds of havoc in a burkha. Times like this, it would be so handy to be a Saudi! Actually, I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas. You wouldn't have to work out. You could let yourself go. We should design a non-religious celebrity burkha with a floral print." (Quote from GQ magazine)
But rather than covering up the very pretty Ms Beckinsale I suggest there are much better candidates for keeping under wraps. My suggestion is that we stick Paris Hilton in a hessian sack and throw her off a bridge, but enough about my weekend plans, who would you make wear the celebrity burkha or perhaps more appropriately for some celebs (cough.. Mariah) the celebrity Moo moo?