Friday, January 13, 2006

"Hey honey - I'm not just big in Germany"

Out of my way ladies, the Hoff is back on the market. He and his wife of 16 years Pamela Bach have filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. I am praying to all my gods that somehow, some way, Jessica Simpson and the Hoff bump into one another at a party. Sparks fly, the Hoff takes her back to his bachelor pad in Kit, and in a few months a 'Newlyweds' even I would want to watch, just brilliant.

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