Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Mo Mariah fo yo money biatches

I think Mariah's whole weight gain, increasingly smaller clothes look is all about providing her fans with some good ol'fashioned value for money. There's at least an inch of flesh here for every single person who bought the Emancipation of Mimi. More paunch for your pound if you will.

The Federfugs

Phew sorry I've been away for a while, but every good Junkie knows it's a good time to score when Kate's in town (Strictly Giraffe Hair and vintage clothes of course).

Anyway without further ado I present the Federfugs. I love this picture, lil Kevvy all done up nice and looking like like Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear . And Brit Brit, aw sweety, so glad you could get time off from the all night diner to attend the local pig wrestling and hog tying championship awards. Just you watch that moonshine sweety, you know that's how you ended up with lil Cletus. Oh and if Kevvy wouldn't mind keeping his damn greasy hands off my bargain basement dress, I want it back clean. I have that annual 80's magicians assistant convention to go to Saturday and you know how tough it is to get cheese stains out of Polyester.