Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The Pitt touch

I'm sorry to disappoint all the friends fans out there but the long awaited and much touted, yesterday, 4 episode reunion special aint gonna happen. This is clearly because there is one rule of success as far as movies and TV go. And that is, that to be successful you must either be having sex with Brad Pitt or never to have considered becoming biblical with him.

Such is the power of Pitt's potency that he can ruin a potential starlet after just a minor fling. Past loves include:

Juliette Lewis, Geena Davis, Jill Schoelen, Robin Givens, Jennifer Aniston and April Florio.

Do you remember Robin Givens or Jill Schoelen? Na I didn't think so. And the exception that proves the rule? Gwyneth Paltrow.

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