Thursday, January 12, 2006

The White Stuff

In Hollywood, as in life, things are always better when the prettiest girls are drunk, drugged out of their minds and swinging half naked round a pole. Which is why here at the Junkie we would like to offer Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan a safe haven where their drug addled antics are free to flourish, free from the restraints of laws or considerations of public decency.

After spending time off their faces in an NYC club earlier this week scraping "scarlet is a c*nt" on the toilet wall with a razor blade, they moved on a few days later to this;

But the fun really started when Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of red-blooded banker types.
"Kate was going wild," a witness told us. "After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other's waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers..." - from Page Six

It's good to know that Moss is teaching young Hollywood the finer points of hell raising etiquette. Hey, maybe they'll reopen the Viper Room.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i guess both ladies are making a tremendous effor in the new year to evade gossip and media glare. if they keep leading such boring lives, the paparazzi will be all gone by february!