Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Steve-O is my Her-O

If you could practice the ancient art of mind control and take over someone's body causing them to spectacularly crash their car, who would it be?

Well the Junkie polled over 14,000 people and 106% said Paris Hilton. Which is great because that is what Jackass Steve-O actually went and did. Of course he used substances to accomplish what the rest of the populous have only ever dreamed of, but Donald Trump has been using the same method to secure wives for 6 centuries and we all consider that acceptable.

Of course there are skeptics who claim that Paris has no mind and is merely a battery operated 6 foot sex toy, but who am I to wade into that argument. Please refer all questions regarding Hilton's humanity to our resident physician, Dr Pseudonym.

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