Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Bitch is back

Happy 2006 gossip monkeys. Just to ease me back into the swing of things my old pal Courtney Cox-I-used-to-be-a-celebrity-Arquette has announced that she is afraid of phones.

The ex-friends star announced "I hate talking on the phone. I just hate it."The only time I like talking on the phone is when I'm in my car. I don't like to sit down to speak."

What kind of car does this woman drive where you don't sit down? The only vehicle I can think of is the pope-mobile and it strikes me that Court' is the kind of girl who might well affect some of the traits of the late pontiff. Encouraging unsafe sex, getting people to kiss your ring, that kind of thing.

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