Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The downside to marrying your crack dealer

Did Kevin Federslime cheat on, the Junkie's favourite slovenly Babymomma, Britney with porn star Kendra Jade (pictured)? Reports suggest that they got hot and heavy in Vegas in December, when Britney chucked him out of their Malibu home. Kendra's most famous celebrity screw to date is with the legendary Jerry Springer. Now if my sex maths is correct (and I am a master sexmatician) that means that if Britney is still doing it with Kev, she's pretty much had sex with Springer.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh whoa whoa whoa, I do believe you underestimate Ms. Jade. Isn't she the trashbag who allegedly performed with another girl for Nick Lachey and friends back at his marital home during a bachelor after party a few years back? Apparently audience participation was, well, encouraged...