Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Rumour has it

The latest Hollywood rumour mill gossip about Alien loving prego Katie Holmes is that she's pregnant with a boy child(thing) . Sources say she's been spotted out buying blue baby clothes and that her and Scientom favour the name William Oscar. Shame I was hoping it would be Quark or something.

Cruise recently revealed that he and Katie had no plans to actually marry until after the child(thing) is born, which Katie's fiercely Catholic dad is sure to be thrilled about. He also tipped off an American interviewer that he was keen to keep an eye on his growing alien fetus (ok he never said that verbatim) via the purchase of an ultrasound machine which he intended to donate to a local hospital following the birth. All together now, aaahhh!

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