And so Jessica Simpson on the advice of the retail junkie has split with hubbie Nick Lachey, the couple issued the following statement via Us magazine, Us.
"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."
Now you just need to leave off the sunbeds and peroxide for a while and everything will be ok.
The Retail Junkie predicts a meteroric Kidman-esque rise to the top for this young lady.