Monday, November 28, 2005
By special request
The Retail Junkie loves some audience participation, so by special request we post about Kimberly Stewart (for our British readers, the daughter of wrinkly rocker Rod Stewart and formally known as Skanky McSkankerton, and the blonde on the right) and her deep and truly meaningful engagement to Laguna Beach "star" talon Torreiro (for our British readers, as far as I can work out Laguna beach is a kind of Real OC reality show).
Sad to say this Romeo and Juliet love match and heaven sent engagement (cough publicity stunt) is off a full two weeks after they announced the glorious event.
McSkankerton (cough Paris Hilton wannabee publicity whore) and talon have released the following joint statement:
"It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment. It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to spend their time together and are open to what the future may hold"
Too bad I'm sure she would have made a truly horrific bride.