Tuesday, December 13, 2005

So I said "if you're gonna do it do it right do it with me!"

I love it when people make wild overblown completely unsubstantiated claims about people who are now dead and are completely unable to defend themselves against said claims. George Michael has announced to the world that Princess Diana totally had the hots for him and couldn't wait to get him into bed. He wasn't all that keen on her, her not having a willy and all, and basically avoided her. The implication being that this clearly led to her spiralling despair and eventual death.

On that note Marlon Brando came on to me once. I told him to get lost, live on an island and get incredibly fat...the rest folks is history.

1 comment:

Marcia said...

and... River Phoenix was comnpletely in love with me. And we were going to get married and live happily ever after. And then he died.

And I was... 11?