Thursday, December 01, 2005

More messed up than Britney's kid

In a shock announcement almost as surprising as the nearlyweds Nick and Jessica's separation, Michael Jackson's ex wife Debbie Roe has revealed that the singer's white skinned white haired son and daughter are not his biological children!

She claims the children were born as a result of sperm donor donations and began life in a test tube.

It's not been a good few weeks for the once black Jackson. Not only has the paternity of his white children been questioned but he is also facing a backlash over racists comments made about Jewish people and also Italians.

In addition it is said that he has smuggled massive quantities of prescription drugs to which he is said to be addicted Bahrain. A British weekly newspaper has also reported that during he raids of his neverland ranch preceding his child abuse rap, cocaine residue was found in his (Mickey Mouse?) underpants.

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