Female first are reporting this piece of news under the headline 'Justin back with a bang'. I hurriedly opened the article in the vain hope that it contained a graphic account of the Trousersnake taking a double-barreled shotgun to the Junkie's favourite publicity hungry young starlet (natch) long time lady friend Cameron Diaz. Sadly this was not to be and the only news is that Justin is to kick off his new album promotion with a world tour and a 50 foot billboard in the centre of London. People people you cannot mislead me like that it's false advertising, I had already started preparing a green hat/cum hair tribute!
Friday, January 06, 2006
Cameron Diaz not assassinated by the Trousersnake
Female first are reporting this piece of news under the headline 'Justin back with a bang'. I hurriedly opened the article in the vain hope that it contained a graphic account of the Trousersnake taking a double-barreled shotgun to the Junkie's favourite publicity hungry young starlet (natch) long time lady friend Cameron Diaz. Sadly this was not to be and the only news is that Justin is to kick off his new album promotion with a world tour and a 50 foot billboard in the centre of London. People people you cannot mislead me like that it's false advertising, I had already started preparing a green hat/cum hair tribute!
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